I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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