so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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