why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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