i permit you to call me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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