Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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