Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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