So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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