apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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