omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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