just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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