I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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