Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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