I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I have post one night stand depression
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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