It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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