You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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