windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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