4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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