I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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