How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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