so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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