dude i'm inner monologue high
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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