How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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