i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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