Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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