Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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