look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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