We need to start having sex underwater more often.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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