Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME