is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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