I seem to have left my pride at pride
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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