Duck Duck Cougar?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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