wanna go halves on a baby?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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