epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...