Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??