Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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