he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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