How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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