dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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