i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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