my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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