there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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