I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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