I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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