Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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