she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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