what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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