I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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