Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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