So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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