I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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