i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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