im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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