sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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