She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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